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Jessa York

Un-Expectantly In Love

Un-Expectantly In Love

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Sloane

Pitter Patter 4U dot com

Yep, you read that right. It’s the premier sight for finding a match in no-strings attached baby-making, and it’s my best chance at becoming a mother.

Filling out the form is proving to be more difficult than I expected.

Height, hair color—those are easy to answer.

But when it asks:

“When choosing a method of conception with the potential father of my baby, I would be open to:”

☑️Artificial insemination
☑️In-vitro
❌Natural

Natural? With someone I don’t even know? No thanks.


Dominic

The last thing in the world I thought I’d be doing on my 40th birthday is filling out a match form on pitter patter 4U dot com.

Time is ticking away and let’s face it—I’m not getting any younger.

I’ve had more women than I can count, but every last one of them would take me—and my family—for everything we’ve got. Well, half of everything we’ve got.

This solution will potentially kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

Methods of conception? Naturally? I checked that off along with the others.

It’s a means to an end, after all.

Besides, it’s nothing a few stiff drinks—and a stiff...wouldn’t cure.
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